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Bubble Babes: A Complete Alien Erotica Rom-Com Series
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Sushi is a super spicy, laugh-out-loud alien rom-com about incredibly inconvenient abductions, fated mates, and the undeniable truth that sushi, and ridiculously hot aliens, make everything better.
OPAL
Y’all, I just wanted ten minutes of peace in my car with some takeout sushi. Instead my big ass got lifted up by some tractor beam into space. I’m abducted by these purple alien a-holes, called the Deenz, who think I should dance in a plastic bubble for extraterrestrial enjoyment.
Just as I’m begrudgingly ready to accept my new gig as intergalactic eye candy, a seven-foot all alien prince with a killer jawline and the universe’s kindest eyes decides that I’m his fated mate. Wild right?
What stands in the way of being rescued by a cosmic hunk with a hero complex? The Deenz won't let me, or any of the other humans, go.
KE’AIN
Being the prince of Sontafrul 6 is a royal pain, that is until I see her in the middle of a traffic jam, putting on quite the show for me. As soon I tell my driver to follow her transport unit to the club, I know I’m a goner.
The human in the bubble is all curves, attitude, and most surprisingly my fated mate.
She’s mine, and I’ll do whatever it takes to keep her safe. I’ll wage a war against the Deenz just to keep her, and the other human women, safe.
“Sometimes I think it would have been easier if I hadn’t accepted the free shower at the hot alien’s apartment.”
JESSY
For the past few years, my life has kind of blown. On Earth, I dedicated my entire existence to science, even if my peers dismissed me as a pretty face. When I got abducted by aliens, I was forced to dance in a bubble for extra-terrestrial enjoyment.
I can’t get anyone to take me seriously even in space.
When I escaped by crashing my alien captor’s bus, Gra’eth saved me from drowning and even offered me a place to stay. He keeps telling people I’m his mate, even though I keep telling him the human word for what we are is roommates, but he refuses to say it that way. Sometimes I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic or serious—and for my very literal neurodivergent brain, that’s a big problem.
GRA’ETH
I never expected to have to save Jessy, and I certainly never expected for this strange human to be my mate. Her idea of fun would be to take apart my data pad only to see if she could put it back together again, which sounds like torture to me.
I’ve convinced her to stay in my apartment as what she calls a roommate. The mating bond won’t let me let her leave, but humans can’t even feel it. I don’t know how to keep things friendly when just the smell of her hair is enough to send me into a mating frenzy.
I don’t want to make her uncomfortable, but I can’t keep fighting the pull of this bond. This little speckled human will be the death of me.
The Bubble Babe series continues in this standalone novel.
Will an aquatic alien duke be able to reconcile the fact that his fated mate is a small, mouthy, human woman who can't swim? Will that human be able to love him despite his scars and the fact that he's keeping her captive?
MARTA
The reality of being a mob boss' daughter is anything but glamorous, despite what one might think. In the absence of true freedom, my only companion was my loyal dog, Bruno. When he passed, I felt like my life had hit rock bottom. But when aliens abducted me from my pity party in a local wine bar, I realized how wrong I was. As if things couldn't get any worse, I woke up in an alien duke's closet, forced to rely on a giant alien pleasure toy as my only means of defense. All I know is that the gaudy duke can’t stand me…and the feeling is mutual.
RAF’ERE
Throughout my dukedom, I have dedicated myself to restoring the fi'len species to their natural aquatic habitats. How in the goddess's name am I supposed to do that when this human is my mate? Despite her mouthiness, the tiny human cannot swim. Did that stop me from stealing her cryopod from a crashed ship and locking it in my closet? Absolutely not. I also didn’t expect her to wake up and demand answers, either. But I can’t expect my people to look at me to lead if a human stands beside me, despite how much my body burns for hers. The dilemma arises: should I prioritize the goddess's wishes or grant her the freedom she deserves, joining the other human refugees?
Stowing away on an alien pirate ship wasn’t on my bucket list… but then again, neither was heartbreak.
KAMARI
My alien crush just found his fated mate—and surprise, it’s not me. Add a broken heart to being ripped from my cozy Seattle bookstore and dumped on a weird planet with zero novels, and you get… me, stowing away on a rogue pirate ship in a desperate bid to write my own adventure. I don’t expect to tumble out of a vent and land—literally—into the lap of the dangerously handsome pirate captain, Fer’oon. But hey, at least life in space has a sense of humor.
FER’OON
I didn’t sign up for this. My second mate bails for his earthling girlfriend, and suddenly there’s a stowaway on my ship—and she’s human. The last thing I need is distractions, but she somehow wins over my crew mate Gashna, who insists the only safe way to travel with her is… pretending we’re mates. Easy, I tell myself. Fate’s nonsense anyway. Until I have to stop relying on my usual marauder tricks and… well, feelings sneak in. Suddenly, training this soft, stubborn human might just mean rewriting the rules I’ve lived by.
Petra Palerno’s Filthy Shorts
Bitesized (4.12×6.75) spicy short stories featuring otherworldly love interests
Signing up for an alien breeding program should be scary, considering the aliens are ruthless barbarians. On the upside, they won’t hesitate to give it to you as rough as you like it.
Submitting to the Alien Barbarian is part of a smutty novella collection, Petra Palerno’s Filthy Shorts, that features otherworldly love interests.
In this installment, you’ll find: alien romance, size difference, double dongs, submission, bratting, breeding, will it fit, rough play, and pregnancy.
A werewolf stalks his newly found human mate in the forest when a UFO abducts them both. What happens when the alien tries to stake a claim on her as well?
Abducted by Moonlight is part of the smutty novella collection, Petra Palerno’s Filthy Shorts, that feature otherworldly love interests.
In this edition you’ll find alien & monster romance, size difference, why choose, group scenes, abduction, FMM, sword crossing, and a plus-sized FMC.
human woman is fired to an alien warlord and held captive on his droid filled space station. He needs a mate to survive—She may be the one who conquers him instead.
Gifted to the Alien Warlord is part of the smutty novella collection, Petra Palerno’s Filthy Shorts, that feature otherworldly love interests.
This Beauty and the Beast retelling features alien romance, fancy peen, size difference, unique knotting, enemies to lovers, a calloused warlord MMC, and a Floridian exotic dancer FMC.
Standalones and Shared Universe
Learning to ski is hard enough without a Yeti making you weak in the knees.
Daphne thought she finally found her family with her wealthy fiancé. So much so that the fact that he’s her professor seems like an unimportant detail. But when he drags her to a snowy monster ski town called Hallow’s Cove, it’s not for romance (or even fun). No, it’s so she can “learn not to embarrass him” during the annual family ski trip. Between the constant corrections and the way he cuts her down in front of people, she doesn’t feel like a bride-to-be so much as a student who’s already flunked the course.
Then she crashes—literally—into the arms of Andri, a ridiculously hot yeti ski instructor who actually thinks her wipeouts are cute. Suddenly she’s drinking cocoa without side-eye, laughing until her cheeks hurt, and maybe falling for someone kind with actual warmth under all that fur.
Will Daphne stick with the security of the pompous professor, or hit a 180 into the messy, thrilling kind of love that doesn’t come with a syllabus?
This is a cozy, sweet and steamy monster romance novella that takes place in the small town of Hallow's Cove, a shared world in a multi-author series. Snowed in features a klutzy historian FMC whose terrible on skis and a golden retriever snowman MMC who just happens to be a ski instructor. Please check the content warnings on the author's website or in the book sample
LENA
When the aliens who kidnapped me dropped my bubble into the ocean of an alien moon, I really thought I was a goner. I thanked my lucky stars when Kitaico, a bizarrely hot tentacled alien rescued me from what would have surely been a watery grave. There’s one big problem though, I accidentally took his mating sting. So, through no fault of his own, we both have to deal with my forced heats thanks to his venom. Can I fight my chemical induced attraction enough to work out if I want to spend forever with Kitaico?
KITAICO
With only a short time left until I can complete my Great Proving and be found worthy of one of the few female mates on my planet, Lena drops into my lap. I don’t understand how the Great Mother could give me a mate who can’t mark me in return, but I know there’s something special about this human. Will I be able to resist her during her heats and somehow show the elders that I’m worthy of Lena? I’ll do anything to keep her, or die trying.
Love on the Korlyan Moon is a very spicy alien romance novella (50k words) set on a distant moon in the Bubbleverse. This book is a spinoff from the Bubble Babes series, but is a standalone. It features a language barrier, size difference, he falls first, mating marks, forced heats, a human female tattoo artist FMC, and a virgin alien MMC who will do anything for his human mate. If you’re ready to dip your toes into tentacle spice, love a sweet inexperienced MMC, or just want to delve deeper into the world the Bubble Babes series started, this is for you! Includes a well-earned HEA.